🔥 FONTAINE’S 5 — NFL SUNDAY SLATE COOKOUT 🔥

“You can’t win if you don’t LOCK it in, twin!”

We back with the most electric card of the weekend — a lineup of alt lines, reliable volume guys, and matchup gems that hit harder than Christmas morning.Let’s dive into the five Fontaine-certified plays guaranteed to have the sportsbook sweating.

1️⃣ Travis Etienne Anytime TD

Jets @ Jaguars

The Jags inside the 5-yard line? They turn into the Etienne FedEx distribution center, because everything gets delivered straight to No. 1.Here’s why we’re rocking with it:

• Etienne has elite red-zone usage, consistently top-10 among RBs.

• Jets defense? NASTY against the pass but soft in run TD prevention.

• Trevor Lawrence banged up → more leaning on the RB in scoring position.

If Jacksonville moves the ball, Etienne finishes the job. Simple math.

2️⃣ Jeremy Ruckert 3+ Receptions

Jets @ Jaguars

Jeremy Ruckert has quietly become Mr. Checkdown, Mr. Emergency Valve, and Mr. “Zach Wilson PLEASE do something.”

Reasons this hits:

• Jets rotate tight ends, but Ruckert is the only one consistently earning snaps on passing downs.

• Jaguars allow a TON of TE targets — bottom-10 in yards allowed to the position.

• Game script? Jets playing from behind = more short passes.

Three catches is nothing for a guy who lives in the flat.

3️⃣ Ladd McConkey 40+ Receiving Yards

Chargers @ Chiefs

Ladd McConkey is the human version of WiFi — always open, always available, never drops connection.

Supporting reasons:

• Chiefs defense is elite, but their one “bend” spot is slot WR production.

• McConkey runs nearly all his routes inside, where KC plays softer zone coverages.

• His YAC skills are top-tier — he needs 3–4 catches to hit 40.

Volume + role + matchup = LOCK.

4️⃣ Omarion Hampton 40+ Rushing Yards

Chargers @ Chiefs

This one is sneaky but BEAUTIFUL.

• Chiefs defense is bottom-third in rushing yards allowed.

• Chargers NEED balance to protect their backup QBs — Hampton will get touches.

• He’s explosive, and one breakaway puts him halfway there.

This is the “don’t overthink it” play of the day.

5️⃣ Saquon Barkley 80+ Rushing Yards

Raiders @ Eagles

The volume king is BACK.

• Saquon has hit 75+ rushing yards in nearly every game .

• Raiders are bottom-five in yards per carry allowed to RBs.

• Eagles will run early and often to control the game.

80 is high… but not for Saquon when he gets 20+ touches.

6️⃣ Isaiah Bond Over 15.5 Receiving Yards

Raiders @ Eagles

This is the play everybody sleeps on.

This is the classic “blink and it hit” prop.

7️⃣ Isaiah Likely 3+ Receptions

Ravens @ Bengals

Likely is the Ravens’ WR2 disguised as a TE.

• With Andrews out, Baltimore schemes Likely into space constantly.

• Bengals are bottom-three in receptions allowed to tight ends.

• Lamar trusts him on 3rd down like he trusts prayer.

Three catches is nothing for him in this matchup.

8️⃣ Tyler Warren 4+ Receptions

Colts @ Seahawks

My favorite sneaky play of the DAY.

• Colts use Warren in motion, in-line, out wide — Swiss Army Knife TE.

• Seahawks linebackers and safeties struggle in coverage (bottom-10 completion % allowed vs TEs).

• Indy’s short-area passing game feeds Warren naturally.

He’s cleared four receptions in multiple games where Indy trails — expect similar script.

🔥 FINAL FONTANES 5 CARD (Expanded Edition)

For the crew running the full slate:

1️⃣ Travis Etienne TD

2️⃣ Jeremy Ruckert 3+ Recs

3️⃣ Ladd McConkey 40+ Yards

4️⃣ Omarion Hampton 40+ Rush

5️⃣ Saquon Barkley 80+ Rush

6️⃣ Isaiah Bond O15.5 Yards

7️⃣ Isaiah Likely 3+ Recs

8️⃣ Tyler Warren 4+ Recs