🖐️ Fontaine’s 5 — Today’s Card
- Reeky Fontaine
- 4 hours ago
- 2 min read
Low-Scoring Grinds 🤝 Buckets & Boards
We’re mixing Monday Night Football grit with NBA prop season today. This card is all about trusting the numbers, leaning into game scripts, and letting volume do the heavy lifting.
Let’s cook 🍳👇
🏈 NFL: Dolphins vs. Steelers
Ugly game. Physical game. Our kind of game.
When I dug into this matchup, one thing jumped off the page:Miami is quietly hot. Four straight wins, and the defense has allowed 10, 17, 13, and 13 points in that stretch. That’s elite-level work flying way under the radar.
I’m still not fully sold on the Dolphins overall — but I’m less sold on Pittsburgh, especially without T.J. Watt. And when you factor in a healthy De’Von Achane, this game screams grind-it-out football.
📉 Game Script
Slower pace
Heavy rushing volume
Short fields
Clock bleeding all night
Exactly how we want it.
🧠 NFL Best Bets
✅ Dolphins vs. Steelers UNDER 42.5This total checks every box:
UNDER in 5 of Miami’s last 6
UNDER in 4 of Pittsburgh’s last 6
UNDER in 4 of Pittsburgh’s last 5 at home
Two teams ranked bottom-10 in total yardage
This isn’t a fireworks show. It’s trench warfare.
✅ De’Von Achane ANYTIME TDThis is the smash spot.
Achane is a full go
Miami wants to keep Tua clean
Red-zone touches spike in cold, low-total games
If Miami scores, there’s a strong chance Achane is involved.
✅ De’Von Achane OVER 16.5 Rushing AttemptsLow total + no Watt = ground game emphasis.Miami isn’t trying to get cute here — they’re trying to win.
🏀 NBA: Best Bets Today
Volume. Matchups. Opportunity.
Let’s roll through the slate 👇
🔥 P.J. Washington OVER 15.5 Points (-110)
at Utah Jazz
Utah’s defense has completely fallen apart:
127.2 points allowed per 48 over the last 10
Bottom-5 vs spot-up scoring
Bottom-5 vs transition buckets
That’s exactly where Washington eats. If this game has any pace, 16+ is very gettable.
🎯 Duncan Robinson OVER 2.5 Made Threes (-137)
at Boston Celtics
We’re not overthinking this:
3+ threes in 17 of 23 games
At least 6 attempts in 14 straight
Boston allowing the most 3PA recently
This is one of the cleanest NBA props on the board.
🧩 Kawhi Leonard OVER 9.5 Rebounds + Assists (-110)
vs Memphis Grizzlies
Everything lines up:
Extra rest
Potentially no James Harden
Increased playmaking load
Memphis matchup already cashed this once
Quiet stat-sheet stuff that adds up fast.
🏀 Lauri Markkanen OVER 7.5 Rebounds (+112)
vs Dallas Mavericks
This is a sneaky plus-money spot:
No Jusuf Nurkić
Weak rebounding replacements
Markkanen averaging 8.2 boards over his last six
Better rebounder at home
We’ll gladly take the plus money.
🧾 Fontaine’s 5 Card Summary
NFL
Dolphins/Steelers UNDER 42.5
De’Von Achane Anytime TD
Achane OVER 16.5 rushing attempts
NBA
P.J. Washington OVER 15.5 points
Duncan Robinson OVER 2.5 threes
Kawhi Leonard OVER 9.5 REB+AST
Lauri Markkanen OVER 7.5 rebounds
🔒 Final Thought
This isn’t a flashy card — it’s a smart one.Low totals. High volume. Repetition over randomness.
You don’t win if you don’t lock 🔐— Fontaine’s 5