🏈 Fontaine’s 5 Week 17 Prop Kitchen

Because Somebody Has to Eat… Might as Well Be Us.

Let’s not lie to ourselves — Giants vs. Raiders and Steelers vs. Browns are not games you’re watching for vibes. These are “TV muted, RedZone on, props only” type games.

And that’s exactly where we thrive.

Bad teams. Weird weather. Injuries everywhere. Coaches experimenting. Books hate this. We love this.

Let’s cook.

🟥 Giants @ Raiders — “Don’t Blink, Just Run the Ball”

On paper, this game looks like garbage. In reality? It’s a prop goldmine.

The Raiders have quietly turned their offense into a “give the ball to Ashton Jeanty and pray” operation — and honestly, against the Giants? That’s more than enough.

🔑 Why I’m Locked on Jeanty

• Giants are one of the worst run defenses in football

• Jeanty is finally getting volume AND confidence

• Bad teams don’t fix run defense in December — they survive it

And now with Brock Bowers shut down, targets don’t disappear… they get reassigned.

Enter: Tre Tucker 📈

Someone has to catch passes, and Tucker is the last man standing who can actually separate.

Meanwhile, the Raiders’ offensive line?Yeah… it’s still food.

Which is why I’m not ignoring the Giants pass rush either.

✅ Fontaine’s 5 Best Props – Giants vs. Raiders

🔥 Ashton Jeanty Over 73.5 Rushing Yards🔥 Ashton Jeanty Over 27.5 Receiving Yards💥 Ashton Jeanty 2+ Touchdowns (High-risk, high-reward — not chalk)🎯 Tre Tucker Over 45.5 Receiving Yards😈 Brian Burns Over 0.5 Sacks😈 Dexter Lawrence Over 0.5 Sacks

If this game is ugly — Jeanty still eats. If it’s chaotic — the Giants defense eats too.

🟨 Steelers @ Browns — “Weather Game = Run Game = Touchdowns”

Let’s talk Cleveland weather.

Cold? ✔Windy? ✔Passing game nightmare? ✔

This is not a “let it fly” type of Sunday. This is boots-on-the-ground, lean-on-the-run, survive-the-clock football.

And Pittsburgh?They’re fine with that.

🔑 Jaylen Warren Is the Sneaky Hammer

• Steelers want control, not style points

• Warren has been finding the end zone repeatedly

• If Pittsburgh clinches early? Still doesn’t matter — he’s involved either way

Now flip it to Cleveland.

With injuries everywhere and nothing left to lose, quarterbacks run. And when plays break down, rushing yards rack up quietly.

✅ Fontaine’s 5 Best Props – Steelers vs. Browns

⚡ Shedeur Sanders Over 13.5 Rushing Yards💰 Jaylen Warren Anytime Touchdown🎁 Raheim Sanders Anytime Touchdown (Value play — audition season is real)

Low total. Ugly game. Someone still scores. We’re just picking the right someones.

🎯 Final Word from Reeky

These aren’t pretty games.They’re not meant to be.

This is December football — where effort beats talent, volume beats hype, and props beat spreads.

We’re not chasing highlights.We’re locking in edges.

👉 If you’re riding with me, you already know the rule:

You can’t win if you don’t lock it in, twin.